day 14 - My outfit for today

I didn't get much sleep last night. Just for about 2 hours. I snoozed the hell out of my alarm clock but i still had to get up early. There's this conference going on in town...organised by Calvary Chapel. Anyway I'm a very simple person. Just gimme a teeshirt and a pair of jeans and i'm okay. So I put on my purple teeshirt/top (not sure of the difference) with the huge giraffe and my jeans. However I was not sure whether to wear my very comfortable flip-flops or my friend's gladiators (i slept over at her apartment last night) . However the gladiators make my legs look too skinny so i tend to avoid them. Anyway i decided against the flip-flops cos i was like, hey it's a conference. So i put on my blue jeans and the gladiators looked normal. However around midday, it got so hot that my panties were sticking to my butt.

Yes, it was that bad!

I had to go to my apartment to change into lighter jeans (my apartment was near the conference centre).

So i put on my grey jeans and my purple teeshirt :)

Soooooo wearing flipflops tomorrow. Most def. I will not wear long jeans/pants till then end of the summer!


I talk too much. I was just supposed to say what I wore and not how I came to wear it lol.

But yeah it's all good. Sorry for wasting your time.  Anyway here's a picture of the huge giraffe. Sorry for the quality. Webcam photos.
Actually lets have two photos instead. Lol it looks like the giraffe had braids in the second picture, but those are just my braids :)

xx

Day 13- My body.

Hello sweet people!

Yeah the topic is a bit...bleh.

Well for me anyway.

My body...where to begin?

Firstly I am a small person. I fluctuate between 48 and 50kg and I'm 5'4.7, almost 5'5. That's why people pick me up whenever they feel like lol

How do i feel about my body?? well let's just say...

I know i'm not that beautiful. I'm okay with that. However I cannot be described as ugly lol that's for sure.

Of course there are a few things I wouldn't mind changing about myself. Not that I would actually do anything about that. But yeah.

Like for instance, I would like a slightly bigger butt. And I would like a smaller nose.

Yeah that's pretty much it.

I tell myself I am very beautiful everyday though. So me too I can feel among the fine babes lol

Here's a very recent picture of me. Easiest to find cos it's also my display pic on all my social websites.

And here's the song helping me feel pretty since 2010 lol

I guess overall i feel just great about my body. I love it. Lol nah joke. I love me.

Day 12 - Five yummy guys

There was only one guy that popped into my mind.

ZACHARY LEVIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

Somebody say Ayeeeeeee

Lol Pardon me. It's just that I find Zachary Levi really really really really really attractive. Really really. (Insert a million reallys here)

Other people don't find him attractive but I do. I stalk him on facebook and twitter. I ALWAYS youtube him. Like i have watched almost every youtube video of him. I mean it. Yes it is that bad.


Kay I'll make a list

1. Zachary Levi: This man is just amazing. My favorite tv show is Chuck. All because of this guy. He is amazing! 
2. Ian Somerhalder: ''Dead guy on Lost, now undead on the Vampire Diaries''
3. OT Fagbenle: I only just discovered this guy today. This. Guy. Is. Hot!! That is all. (He was in Double Wedding with Tia and Tamera Mowry of Sister Sister. 
4. ...
5. .... 

Well actually these are the only three people i can think of right now lol.  And i assure you, they are enough.

Day 11 - My family

My family is made up of my mother, my father, my brother, my sister and I :)

I shall now proceed to describe each of them in a few words ...

My Mom: From her name, down to the soles of her feet, she is as unique as they come. She's one of my best friends. I mean, granted, I didn't like her that much till i was around ten or eleven. Okay yeah I loved her, but we used to get on each other's nerves a lot, especially since i was a very, very stubborn child. But right now, there's hardly anything I don't tell her. I mean, if i decided to lose my virginity, she would be the first person to hear about it. Besides the guy of course. Lol. No for real though. If i made a mistake, she's the first person i would call. She is just amazing,

My Dad: Well what can I say? I've never been all that close to my dad. I mean yeah we used to do family stuff you know. My dad is pretty funny. He likes to crack jokes. I think if my mom were away for a while, we would be spoilt children.  Nah for real. Whenever my mum gives us money, it's 100 bucks per day. But my dad would give you 500 and even ask if you need more. But that's pretty much it. I never go to him when i have a problem or when I'm feeling down. Only when I need money lol. And he never lets me down when i need money. Even if he's broke he will never tell me. I love him.

My brother:  Mean mean mean person lol. He turned 21 yesterday. How can I describe him? He's pretty awesome. Let's hope he doesn't read this. Yeah no he wouldn't. He hates to read stories. He's the one who made me the tomboy that i am today. He's the one who used to bribe me to play football with him. He's the one with whom i used to climb trees and fences and try to boycott rat traps in someone else's compound. I used to believe every word that came out of this boy's mouth, no matter how stupid it sounded. I remember once he told me he never ever used to fart. That he was an angel. And even when i heard him fart, he said it was just the chair. Imagine. And I believed. Lol i was gullible then. I think i was kind of like the brother he never had. It wasn't until he went off to university and one of his friends actually said i was pretty did he start noticing i was a girl lol.

My sister: She's all of 18 years old. Amazing. She's the smartest one of us. She likes to read and is almost always top of her class. She looks up to me and she thinks i'm amazing :) Whenever she feels down, she beeps me and I call her and we talk for long minutes. She's sweet and naive, and she loves the Lord so much. I'm happy for her about that. She used to grumble a lot. Before. I hope that has changed now. I pray it has because gosh! it used to drive me crazy. She used to be my experiment-y kind of person. Like when i learned something new, i would go try it on her first. I even convinced her to shave her head when she was six and I was seven. Lol. Terrible times. She's just...she's really really sweet and she loves me and I love her.

Then there's me.

I am pretty much amazing too lol. Agree with me or get lost.

God bless my family.

Day 9- How important you think education is/ Day 10-Random songs from my music player.

I couldn't do this yesterday, through absolutely no fault of mine! I tried to, but there was just no time! And since I think day 9 is pretty boring, I'm going to mix it with day 10, so i'll still be on track :)

                                                              Day 9--Education.


Well, the importance of Education really cannot be overstated. Someone once said 'People go to school to get smarter so that they can get jobs'. At this point, I would just like to say that speaking English does not make you educated. Also, no education does not equal no money. After all, English is the normal language for some people (read: mothertongue), and I'm pretty sure if Bill Gates' children don't work for the rest of their lives, and they live to be 100 years, they can never go broke.

However, if you don't have rich parents, or a unique talent, or a reasonable million-dollar idea, i suggest you stay in school. Music is not for everybody. Not every rapper will make it. So it's better to have something to fall back on in case music or whatever you want to do fails.

I think dropping out of school was the dumbest decision Wizkid ever made. He's not even that talented. Why did he not just finish school? He's young. Music will always be there. Is it when he gets old that he'll decide to go back to school? It won't be that easy, let him ask the old men in my mom's classes.

Anyway, that's just my own two cents, you can take it or leave it.


                              Day 10 -- Random songs from my music player.

1. God is Enough - Lecrae
2. Itty Bitty Piggy - Nicki Minaj 
3. We must Praise - J Moss
4. More - Lecrae
5. If we ever meet again - Timbaland ft Katy Perry 
6. Show me Your face - William McDowell
7. Skype ringtone (lol this is my ringtone :D)
8. Don't waste Your life - Lecrae 
9. Angels Cry - Mariah Carey
10. On my knees - Jaci Velasquez 

Lol looking at this random list, i realise I am somewhere between 'Jesus and John Wayne'. Who knows this song? It's by the Gaither Vocal Band.You should youtube it, cos I think it describes most Christians.

p.s.: It's my brother's 21st birthday today :D

Day 8 what i ate today

I was going to do this around 3 p.m but i realised i hadn't eaten anything yet lol. Then I went out, and i remembered i slept around 4 am last night, and i was having a pity party so i ate a lot of ice-cream, so technically i had eaten before 3pm when i thought i hadn't eaten anything. I'm not making sense, am I?

Anyhooo this is what i ate today

• 3:something am : ice-cream.
• 4:20 p.m: Beans and garri lol. The last time i ate beans was what, six months ago? Yeah i think. So my friends cooked beans and we sprinkled some garri all over it and molded it, so it looked like a cake. A bean-cake if you would, like when we were kids lol. who remembers that? 
• 6:something p.m: Shawarma 
• I think i'm going to eat more ice-cream around midnight, so yeah 

:) what did you eat today?

Day 7 - Five pet peeves

If my friends made a list about this, my name would probably be number one haha. I kid. I think.

Anywayyy here are five of my pet peeves. Really in no particular order.

You should know that as I'm typing this, I have no single clue what my five pet peeves are, like my mind is blank. So I'll just sit here till I can think again.

• ''STUPIDS'' - You know those people that appear on your facebook wall like once in six months and try to take you on a guilt trip by claiming you've forgotten them? Yeah those people piss me the hell off. I mean, yeah you have two hands, I have two hands. You have a telephone, i have a telephone. You have me on your friends' list, i have you on my friends' list. Is your hand, broken, that you can't dial a damn telephone? It takes two people to keep in touch. And really nobody owes anybody anything, even if I've forgotten you and you've forgotten me, life goes on. It's not like you're feeding me or I'm feeding you so calm your ventricles, why don't you? 
• False Hope: You know those people who promise to do something for you, but when the time comes, they just dash your hopes without any thoughts as to how you're going to cope? Yeah, well, those people are really mean. But the good thing is, I don't believe promises anymore. The only One who keeps his promise is God. A preacher once said that if God ever fails you, you will get your name in the Guiness Book of World Records as the first person God ever failed. I think it was Damon Thompson. Not sure though. 
• Fake People with Fake accents: Really, I know you live in America. I know you live in London or Heavenstreet or whatever. I know your parents are rich. But darling, you only moved to America two months ago now, haba. Why are you pretending as if you don't understand me when I speak? I mean, if you use your Nigerian accent, i won't flog you, am i your papa? Calm down, biko, life is not that serious. And oh yeah your accent needs more work dear, do you know your American accent makes you sound like someone with a speech disorder? Really, you should try to erase the igboticness in it although i doubt you'll succeed.
• Spitters: why, why, why, why, why????? You know, I don't understand why people spit in public. Ughhhh i am so so irritated as i'm typing this. It is disgusting. That is the sole reason why I hate summer because the floor is always filled with so much sputum i have to walk as if i'm playing suwe. At least in Winter, the snow hides it, you know snow is like a clean slate, even if you pee in it, it won't show lol (not that i've tried it or anything). But summer is just...terrible, terrible. 
• Yeah i can't think of a fifth one right now. So four will have to do. I don't know what's up with me today but something definitely is.  Thanks for reading :)